Ek pathan dosre pathan se!

Ek pathan dosre pathan se!

Yar suna he 2012 tk duniya khatm hojye gi

Dusra pathan:

Asa nhi hoga me ne kal washing machine khridi hy us pe 2014 tak ki guaRAntee hai

Lady doctor ek Pathan se

Lady doctor ek Pathan se

Tm roz clinic k bahir khare ho kr aurton ko Q ghurte ho?

Pathan:

Baji ap ney hi bahir likha hoa hay Aurton ko dekhny ka time 9 se 1 taK....?

pathan sham ka waqt

*. . .pathan sham ka waqt ghar per murgha bana huwa tha,

BAap: herani sa, beta tum murgha kyu bane hoe ho,

pathan: AbBa jaan, "ap he ne to kaha tha jo kaam school me karaya jata ha, usa ghar per dohraya karu. . .*..:-o

Aik pathan: Yar aaj meri jumma ki namaz nikal gai

Aik pathan: Yar aaj meri jumma ki namaz nikal gai

2nd pathan: Woh kese?

1st: Yara jab jamaat khara howa to imam bola Apna apna mobile phone band kr do Hamara mobile ghar par tha Jab hum mobile band kr k wapis aaya Jumma Ka Namaz Ho Chuka Tha ...

Pathan to dukan dar:-aik gl

Pathan to dukan dar:-aik glass juice do fight hoge

dukan dar:-khan sahib fight kab hoge

pathan:-jab tum paise mango ge

Train chali to pathan aik deba mein chala gia

Train chali to pathan aik deba mein chala gia

conductor bola:- khan sahib nazar nahin ata ye ladies ka deba hai

pathan bola:- sorry mujhy laga aap marad ho

1 pathan apna sara sammaan

1 pathan apna sara sammaan lekar, Geo news ke office gaya,

or bola wo aurat kahan hai jo kehte hai k kahin nahin jaeyega hamare sath rahiye ga,

hum uske sath rehne aya hai.

pathan to sardar yara mujhe

pathan to sardar yara mujhe i go is ka mutlab btao sardar main jata hoon pathan aise tto tmhara baap bhi nhi ja skta phle muje is ka mutlab btao