Saturday, 19 September 2015

12:04

Tanhai sms

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Tanhai sms

Subbah tanhaii shaam tanhaii

haii zindagii ka ekk naam tanhaii

woh bhut kat gayaa zamanay se

bewajaah huii badnaam tanhaii

Dedicated by Dhamaalfm

11:51

Dard bhari poetry

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Dard bhari poetry

Zindagi to bhut kam haii mohabbat ke liye

Rooth kr waqat gawany ki zarorat kia haii

Rooth janay kii adda hum ko bhii ati hai

Kash hota koii hum ko bhii mananay ke liye

Dard bhari Poetry for all lovers

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Friday, 14 August 2015

11:07

1 sardar bus main betha

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1 sardar bus main betha

us k samnay 1 molvi beth gia

sardar dar gia or bola "molana saab tusi dum darood walay oo yha bumb barood walay?"

11:06

Interviewer: Let me check your

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Interviewer: Let me check your English...Tell me the opposite of good

Sardar: Bad

Interviewer: Come

Sardar: Go

Interviewer: Ugly

Sardar: Pichlli

Interviewer: PICHLLI?

Sardar: UGLY

Interviewer: Shut Up

Sardar: Keep Talking

Interviewer: Ok now stop it

Sardar: ok now carry on

Interviewer: Abay chup ho ja....chup ho ja....chup ho jaa

Sardar: Abe bolta reh....bolta rah....bolta reh

Interviewer: Are yaar

Sardaar: Are dushman

Interviewer: Get Out

Sardar: Come In

Interviewer: U r Rejected

Sardaar: I m selected...bale bale

11:04

Sardar:Eik Wari Me Chota ja

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Sardar:Eik Wari Me Chota ja Hunda Ce Me Minar-e-Pakistan to Dig Gya Ce

2ndSardar:Fir Mar Gya C k Bch Gya C?

Sardar:Menu ki pata Me te Chota Jya Hunda c.

11:03

ik sardar apny gar k bahar

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ik sardar apny gar k bahar exercise kar raha tha

qareeb se ghuzarty hoay admi ny kaha

"wa sardar sahib kia body hai"

Iss pr sardar bola ..........

ye to kuch b nai andar ja kar meri biwi ko dekho :)

11:02

ik sardar footboll ki team

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ik sardar footboll ki team khelny gay to apni taraf hi 4 goal ka diye logon ny pocha sardar sahib apni taraf hi q goal kar rahy ho sardar replied that.......wo mje kaRNy hi nai dete me kia karon

11:01

2 admi motar cycle par pank

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admi motar cycle par pankha le kar ja rahy the pankha hawa se ghoom raha tha ek sardar ne dekh leya aour 500 ki texi karwai aur un k peche lag geya kuch fasly par un ko roka aur dono ko 1 1 lagai aur bola saaleyo bijli aggay nai labdi tussi sakotaraan te pakhey laaye hoye ne ..

10:59

Ek pathan dosre pathan se!

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Ek pathan dosre pathan se!

Yar suna he 2012 tk duniya khatm hojye gi

Dusra pathan:

Asa nhi hoga me ne kal washing machine khridi hy us pe 2014 tak ki guaRAntee hai

10:58

Lady doctor ek Pathan se

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Lady doctor ek Pathan se

Tm roz clinic k bahir khare ho kr aurton ko Q ghurte ho?

Pathan:

Baji ap ney hi bahir likha hoa hay Aurton ko dekhny ka time 9 se 1 taK....?

10:57

pathan sham ka waqt

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*. . .pathan sham ka waqt ghar per murgha bana huwa tha,

BAap: herani sa, beta tum murgha kyu bane hoe ho,

pathan: AbBa jaan, "ap he ne to kaha tha jo kaam school me karaya jata ha, usa ghar per dohraya karu. . .*..:-o

10:50

Aik pathan: Yar aaj meri jumma ki namaz nikal gai

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Aik pathan: Yar aaj meri jumma ki namaz nikal gai

2nd pathan: Woh kese?

1st: Yara jab jamaat khara howa to imam bola Apna apna mobile phone band kr do Hamara mobile ghar par tha Jab hum mobile band kr k wapis aaya Jumma Ka Namaz Ho Chuka Tha ...